I recently transitioned my main away from Yimyeta to my human Roland Gauss and in light of RPing much more frequently on him got one of those snazzy blogs up for him where I’ve been trying to post stuff once every day or two. 

You’re free to follow it, tag it for RP memes, send asks, etc. Always looking for more to do on my reptile loving elixir drinking lad. :]

(So long as this new tumblr thing on the 17th doesn’t cause everything to crash and burn)

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GW2 RP character text post: The John Mulaney edition

I’m bored and have too much time >:[

“I meant to behave, dear. I really did. But you give me too many other options.”

So I’m getting back into GW2 RP, like, full swing folks. So I wanted to put up a list of non-main characters I’m interested in getting involved with. 

If any of these beautiful folks interest you, please message me here on Tumblr, GW2, or Discord at  Kyra/Yimyeta#4091. They are all looking for work/Need things!

Vyxinne

• Psychologist and Neurologist.
• Mother knows best.
• If you need therapy, psychological evaluations, or a brain scan, she’s your pick. Offers services to individuals or guilds.
• Morally questionable behind closed doors.
• Widowed and not looking to change that.

Equenn

• Former Inquest. Physicist and Astronomer. Looking for a way to dispel/remove the magma based growths on her body.
  
• Big “hot-tempered” grump.
• Anything related to power sources or fuel is her expertise, as well as providing navigation using the celestial bodies.
• Attempting to improve her moral compass.
• Taken.

Annie Harris

• Priestess of Dwayna in training. Runs an animal shelter.
  
• Biggest God Damn Sweetheart
  
• If you want a baby animal, she might have one you can adopt. If you need a master of stealth, she can do that. Any religious rights or blessings to invoke, hit or miss but she’ll give it the old college try.
• Pacifist, but respects other people’s choices.
• Single but not actively looking.

Teregode

• Poison and Toxin specialist. Limited Healer. Looking to dispel a curse and repair severe throat damage.
  
• Scary on the outside, soft on the inside.
• Someone been poisoned? He can figure out what it is and how to cure it. Unusual plant or animal venom? He’s on the case. He can also perform emergency mass life force transfers for life threatening injuries to stabilize a person or transfer less threatening injuries onto himself.
• Unusually cruel to those that have wronged him, but otherwise standard moral compass.
• Single and looking (Homosexual).

Targa Spiremind

• Mind intrusion and Mesmeric anomaly specialist. 
  
• Get off my lawn.
• Need someone’s mind read? Want a walking bullshit detector? You got creepy purple shit happening in your general direction or in your head? She’s got you covered.
• Pragmatic. Apathetic to most unless it involves Flame Legion.
• Widowed and not looking.

Aeeona

• Former Head of Security for the Inquest “Orion” Krewe. Looking for a way to protect her girlfriend from the wrath of ex-Inquest hunters.
  
• Fabulous yet kick-ass
• Do you need someone’s ass kicked? Do you need someone’s ass to NOT get kicked? She’s the one for you.
• Still aligns with Inquest values, however, overtly cruel sentient experimentation is where she draws the line.
• Taken.

Bradena

• General engineer and cybernetic expert in training.
• Fuck you
• You wanna grump-vari with some fairly moderate technical skills? You want anything related to limb things? She’s probably got you, or knows someone that can do that for her.
• Isn’t particularly nice to other sylvari, but standard moral compass.
• Single and looking (Unsure, prefers women).

aleyannadenton asked: 21. What is something that causes them great anxiety? (Targa)

“The fact I still haven’t been put in the dirt by a bullet or a blade yet. And not in your mamby dramatic shit way, I’m talking dying honorably in battle. I’ve outlived my warband. I wasn’t a coward, but I’m still an outcast.

I’ve had to live long enough to see one of my own cubs die, to see one of them turn to the burning Flame Legion, by the Khan-Ur’s blasted balls!

But, I’m not selfish nor stupid enough to quicken my process to the Mists. If I’m still here, I’m gonna do something. Always have. Always will.”

borriltheresolute asked: 29 to Caecus, 30 amd 31 to Yimyeta

Caecus Cleptes

29. Does what they cannot see scare them?

“Ha ha, very funny. But no. What I can’t see doesn’t scare me…unless it’s under the water. Then that freaking terrifies me. At least I can HEAR what I can’t see in the air. I’m hopeless underwater.”

Yimyeta

30. Have they ever been bullied?

“Oh yes, I grew up as an orphan in secret under an Iron Legion Primus, the cubs there enjoyed picking on me because of how small and frail I was starting out as well as my attachment to my parents.

Outside of that however, I was quite the outsider in college, but most of the bullying to that extent was just verbal remarks I solved with a fist to the face and some time in detention. 

They didn’t bully me much after that.”

31. Do they have self-confidence or self-image issues?

“I…well, as much as I go on about admiring my scars and praising others for their signs of battle…the disfigurement these scars have left me do still bother me. My husband still finds me desirable, but the lingering uneasy eyes of those that don’t know me when I walk by can be disheartening at best.

It’s amplified a bit since I’ve spent so much more time in Rata Sum, many of the researchers and scientists that adorn the city have not seen as much battle as I and find my features that much more repulsive. 

Outside of that, there’s also my decreased health and physical capabilities. Wondering if I’ll be able to defend myself soon with how much I’ve started to wither. That I’m going to lose the one thing I’ve spent so long building up and making myself with…

Ah, quite the baggage I suppose. But, hopefully in time I’ll come to peace with these things.”

eldritchseacrab asked: 1 and 27 for Yimyeta

1. What is one word to shut them up?

Taayle. It was the name of her daughter, which she’s yet to disclose to anyone. So it’d quiet her just out of shock that someone knew what her name was. Or perhaps just mildly bother her if it was simply a coincidence.  

27. How many times have they been in the hospital?

“If hospital is to be rounded up to ‘intense medical treatment required’, likely too many to count. The times I’ve been in a formal brick and mortar hospital, however, I can count. 

Once when my back was being prepared for my spinal brace to be implanted, once for the time I was shot six times on a caravan run with a branch of the Black Lion Trading Company and Kiba -dragged- me there (and we promptly broke out together), once in Lion’s Arch when I was recovered in Orr missing an eye, once in Divinity’s Reach out of obligation to a noble woman to seek help for my insomnia issues, and once for…birth complications. So five.”

wanderers-of-sornieth:

List your OCs in the tags or link your lair so that people can ask you!

1. What is one word to shut them up?

2. What is the thing they feel the most guilty about?

3. What is the worst pain they’ve ever experienced?

4. Describe their worst nightmare.

5. List 3 fears; one “surface level” fear, one “repressed” fear, and one “deep dark” fear.

6. What is something that never fails to make them feel sick?

7. What feature (physical or otherwise) do they hate most about themselves?

8. Do they have anything that triggers them?

9. What is their greatest physical weakness?

10. What is their greatest mental weakness?

11. Do they have any vices?

12. Have they ever done something illegal? What was it?

13. Which of the 7 Deadly Sins best describes them?

14. Are they prone to outbursts (of violence, extreme emotion… exc… )?

15. Who do they hate the most?

16. Is there anyone who makes them feel inferior?

17. What sound always gives them a headache?

18. Is there a certain flavor that disgusts them?

19. Do they consider themselves ugly?

20. Do they consider themselves unloveable?

21. What is something that causes them great anxiety?

22. Do they have any mental illnesses?

23. Have they ever been assaulted/abused/raped?

24. Do they fear the possibility of being assaulted/abused/raped?

25. Have they ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust?

26. Have they ever been seriously injured?

27. How many times have they been in the hospital?

28. Is there a certain type of person that disgusts them?

29. Does what they cannot see scare them?

30. Have they ever been bullied?

31. Do they have self-confidence or self-image issues?

32. Do they have a bad relationship with their parents?

33. Have they ever been in a relationship that didn’t work out so well?

34. Have they ever self harmed?

35. If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

36. Are they in control of their emotions, or are their emotions in control of them?

37. Have they ever had their freedom taken away?

38. Have they ever been imprisoned?

39. Have they ever been accused of something they didn’t do?

40. Do they often blame themselves for other people’s problems?

41. Do they get sick often?

42. Are they comfortable with where they are in life?

43. Do they wish that they could change their pasts?

44. What’s one thing they wish they could do more often, but can’t?

45. What is the emotion they most commonly experience?

46. Have they ever contemplated suicide?

47. Have they ever gone so far as to attempt suicide?

48. Is there anyone that they would willingly kill?

49. If [name] was put into ______ situation, they’d rather die than live to see it through.

50. Create your own!

(via eldritchseacrab)